PepsiCola
Dude? Have you ever been fucked so hard that you're so accurate in your references? Worried about being screwed without soap? Is that why you use such an official style, omitting profanity? Or maybe you are some kind of bureaucrat who fills out surveys, applications and brochures out of boredom? I have a feeling that everything you write and describe is something to fill out with fucking links, where there is still an annex waiting for me to sign. In addition, there are two more options. A powdered nose and autism. You have four variants in total:
• In the recent past, you did as a wife, when you played with your friend Damian, in the so-called "HOUSE",
• You are a staunch employee of the office and you know all the surveys, applications, etc. by heart,
• You often pound your nostrils,
• You are autistic and any inconsistency causes you to rage and blow one's cork.